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Some time back = a humorist penned fictional “Knights” by tweaking real words = or phrases.  Brought smiles reading about the “largest knight = of the round table’ (Sir Cumference) or the knight who enjoyed = steak each day (Sir Loin of Beef).  So, I’ve compiled some = unfamiliar men…

A woman, her = husband and their three rambunctious sons (under age five) were in their = car waiting at a traffic light. The woman glanced over at the car next = to them and noticed a blissfully happy mother with her baby daughter. =   Looking at her =…

Tom Swift was = the brainchild of Edward L. Stratemeyer (1862-1930). Stratemeyer first = used the name "Tom Swift" for the title character in = "Shorthand Tom; or, the exploits of a young reporter", = serialized in 1894. Stratemeyer was also the creator of the Bobbsey = Twins, Nancy Drew,…

[A few = thoughts from godly men and women to help keep me focused on my 2022 = journey] The Christian is not a good man. He is a vile wretch who = has been saved by the grace of God. – Martin Lloyd = Jones   The presence =…

My doctor told = me to start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body and = because I’m allergic to a hard workout (so allergic that I break = out . . . in sweat), I’ve devised the following:   MONDAY Beat around = the bush Jump…

Scott M = admits, “Managing your = weight around the holidays requires a little planning. For example, I = just took the batteries out of my scale.”   Evelyn E = advises, “Due to rampant inflation and rising food costs, the = 5-second rule has been extended to = 10-seconds.”…

[25 years ago, = I was a professor at Pillsbury College. Recall some fun discussions in = the faculty bay where our offices were located.]   Eating donuts = that I had brought from the day-old counter at Wall Drug (I commuted 840 = miles twice a month to be…

Mr. Peanut = died. His last words were recorded when he said to his wife, = “I’ll be home in a Jiff”.   ** A Wisconsin = dairy farmer won $1,000,000 in the State Lotto and was asked what he = would do next.  He said he would just keep…

Many are not old enough to understand this very real = health challenge.  Yet “Age Activated Attention = Deficit Disorder” (AAADD) often sneaks up on us = “seniors” and can lead to situations like = this: I finished my morning coffee and decided to do work on = the car,…

[The Geneva Bible is one = of the most historically significant translations of = the Bible into = English. = Persecuted by Catholic Queen Mary (1553-58), many Protestant scholars in = England fled for their lives  to Geneva, Switzerland, where freedom = of worship was guaranteed, and protection offered. There they = collaborated on translating the…

The old story is told of a special encounter on the Sunday = after Christmas Day.  At the end of the services, the pastor went = outside to the lovely the nativity scene prior to packing away its = porcelain figures for another year.  To his shock, he noticed the…

It was summer = when a father asked his little boy what he wanted that year for = Christmas. The boy replied, “A baby = sister.”   As it turned = out, the wife was already pregnant, and delivered on Christmas Eve. On = Christmas day she brought home a…

Rum= ors have been spreading about the tensions at the North Pole.  = Evidently Santa and his wife wanted to end their long marriage, and each = go their own way.  Added to the difficulty is that while there are = many elves and reindeer in the area, there doesn’t…