Daily Humor

Heard th= at a man in Florida, in his 60s, called his son in California last week. Th= e father said this to his son: "I hate to tell you, but we’ve g= ot some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each othe= r anymore,…

One of t= he kindergarten teachers had a child come up to her while they were on an o= utdoor activity and say he had found a frog.   The teacher asked if the frog= was dead or alive. The little boy said, "Dead".   The teacher ask= ed how…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0848_01DC5876.D27CC610 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”utf-8″ Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [No, hopefully this is not MY =E2=80=9Clast=E2=80=9D quiz, but it is a quiz= focused on famous =E2=80=9Clast=E2=80=9D events, people, or things to test your totall= y useless trivia knowledge. Answers tomorrow. Please use your OWN intelligence…

= My friend Ken posted a melan= cholic, yet meaningful song.  It is sung to the tune "Yesterday&q= uot; by The Beatles.   Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my databa= se has gone away. Oh, I believe in yesterday.   Suddenly, There’s not half the…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0681_01DC561D.FD89D060 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Each August of the last three years of the 1960’s, my college roommate Wayne and I spent weeks in the high country of Colorado as college leaders of Christian teens in wilderness camping trips. After physically…

= “I don’t drink or take= drugs. At my age, I get the same effects by standing up too fast.”   “I only have one thing left on my= bucket list: getting through the day.”   “I love telling old stories, because I’m too old to make = new stories.”…

= “I have many hidden ta= lents. Sadly, I can’t remember where I hid them.”   “I went into an antique store, and they wouldn’= t let me leave".   “I was told = that even as a senior I should just pop out of bed in the morning, but…

= “I heard about a datin= g site for people my age. It’s called Carbon Dating".   “I define ‘dressing up’ as = putting on a clean pair of pajamas.”   “I’m glad I learned to laugh at trouble when I was younger, = because now I don’t have much else…

= “I believe being young= may be beautiful, but being old is comfortable.” =   “I assume I’m getting old now that everything e= ither dries up or leaks.”   “I= don’t know how I got over the hill without ever making it to the top= =2E”   “I reached…

= “I don’t try to = turn back my odometer; I want people to know why I look this way. I’v= e traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”   “I have reached the point when I stop= ped lying about my age and started bragging…

= At the end of October 2018 a= t age 70, I suffered a right-brain stroke. After a few days in ICU in the h= ospital, I was allowed to return home but not to preaching. I had very few = “deficits” and the specialist said I was in the…

= “I know my doctor thin= ks I’m getting old when the specialist he referred me to was an archa= eologist.”   “I’m so old= , I remember when the Dead Sea was middle-aged.” &= nbsp; “I’m learning that ‘old people’ are = just ‘young people’ who have been alive…

= “I’ve found the = older we get, the earlier it gets late.   = “I thought about a second career, so took an aptitude test. I found o= ut the work I was best suited for was retirement.”   “I know that money isn’t everything, but it su= re…