Daily Humor

Ken M. prays, “My goal this week is to= move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.”Glenda G. related, “In order to drive an electric car in Wisconsin I= have to have a current license.”   Way= ne I. taught, “I used to hear music in my western hat,…

Just before the funeral service, the underta= ker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your hu= sband?’    ’98,’ she= replied. ‘He was only a year older than me’.=   ‘So you’re 97,’ the undertaker commented.   She responded suspiciously, ‘I know w= hat…

A friend traveled to Ireland for the first t= ime. His flight to Dublin arrived in the morning, and he traveled into the = countryside to stay for a few days. He visited the Blarney Stone, fed some = animals at a farm, walked lush green meadows, and even got…

[Been a whle since we had a weekly funquiz o= n some basic facts of our world’s five major continents. All figures = from UN Estimates, Aug 1, 2024 since big change this year! Apologies to tho= se friends down under, but if you hadn‘t felt like a red-headed step-=…

I‘ve experienced:   1. My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, = my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.   2. I found out how to prevent sagging. I just eat till the wrinkles f= ill out.   3. Doc says I may win…

A poem was written by Charles Wesley in 1739= to commemorate the anniversary of his conversion to Christ on May 21, 1738= =2E Remember, like so many who call themselves “christian” toda= y, Wesley worked, studied, gave, prayed, even being ordained, and served as= a foreign missionary but had never…

Moving to Wisconsin where every small town h= as a bowling alley, I wondered about the national origin of the game. I ass= umed maybe German since so many were connected to bars. One encyclopdia men= tioned Holland as a possible source.   But st= udies of the ancient saga…

One day an old German Shepherd started chasing rabbits and befo= re long, discovered that he’s lost. Wandering about, he noticed a pan= ther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. T= he old German Shepherd thought, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo no= w!”   …

I was in the library once when a man walked up to the check-out= desk asking for some ham and cheese. The librarian politely informed him t= hat he was in a library.   The man quickly apologized, then whispered to the libra= rian, "Can I please have some ham…

For children of all ages, we have books and stories, nursery rh= ymes and novels that ALL begin with “Little”.  We will giv= e a key word(s) clues and all you must do is fill in the right title to fol= low “little”.  Easy-peasy fun for the whole family.  …

[I have a confession – I can’t remember the name of= the comedian from whom I “borrowed” the following. Sorry. But = it is funny.] A computer once beat me at= chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.   I used to think that the brain=…

[The first weekend of each month is a time to encourage and ins= pire our blog readers to greater achievement and aspiration.] &#8220= ;Everyone has moments of weakness. But that doesn’t make you weak.”~ Katie Alender   “Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a= man of value.”~ Albert…

[We often hear stories about summer camp from perspective of th= e campers. What about the counselors? What are they thinking?]   The counselor aske= d, “How many times did I tell you to make your bed?” A camp= er said he couldn’t answer; “I didn’t know. Nobody to= ld me I…