Daily Humor

[One of = my favorite stories at Christmastime. It never gets old, and warms my heart= each time I read it.] It was only four days before Christmas. = The spirit of the season hadn’t yet caught up with me, even though cars pa= cked the parking lot of our local…

[Borrowe= d from this site 25 years ago, I think I’d like to watch at least 2 o= f these. Charlie Brown and the Grinch intrigued me. Good Grief, citizens of= Whoville, my humor hasn’t changed in all these years.]   10. Rudolph T= he Insurance Adjuster   9.  Mary,…

= My wife has set a limit on h= ow much we spend on each other this Christmas. It’s $50= on me, and $1000 on her.   I bought = my wife a fridge for Christmas. Now I just can’t wait t= o see her face light up when she opens…

Best wis= hes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non= -addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the m= ost joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with = respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their= own religion as…

= ~~Shopping for my Wife I like it when my= wife makes Christmas shopping easy. Thi= s year she said she only wants four things.  A sledgehammer, duct tape= , some rope, and a large sturdy bag. No = problem with that.  Now I can&#821= 7;t wait to see what…

= How can you tell Halloween i= s just around the corner? Stores start putting out their Chri= stmas decorations.   What is the medical t= erm for people who spend all year going to yard sales to buy Christmas deco= rations? Orna-mental.   What= do you call a Christmas…

[True st= ory shared a number of years ago on social media] Each December, I v= ow to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on none= ssential obligations – extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, = and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself exhausted,…

= Q: What two movies do snowme= n love to watch with their children?A: Snow White and Frozen.   Q: Why was the snowman looking through a pile of = carrots?A: He was picking his nose.   = Q: What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman?A:=…

= Q: Where did they put the sn= owman who was misbehaving in jail?A: Ice-olation. = &n= bsp; Q: What is a snowman’s favorite food?A: Chilli.   Q: Why is Frosty never late?A: Because = time waits for snowman.   Q: What do snow= men eat at a picnic?A: Sandwiches…

= Q: What do snowmen eat for b= reakfast?  A: Frosted flakes or Ice Krispies   Q: How do snowmen get around?  A= : By riding “icicles”   Q: Wha= t do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite.=   Q: What do they sing at…

= My wife asked me to help wit= h the Christmas decorations for our home. I eagerly headed to town for a tr= ee and decorations and took several hours to find the right thing and set i= t up.   Teresa returned from her errands a= nd stood perplexed…

= Some months ago, I asked my = boss, “Can I have a week off around Christmas?” H= e said, “It’s May.” I replied, “Sorry= , sir. May I have a week off around Christmas?” = &n= bsp; ~~~ My boss wrote a memo about Christmas: To whoever put the…

= [On the first weekend of eac= h month, we share quotations to help those whose “get up and go&#8221= ; has “got up and went” and they need encouragement for the wee= ks ahead. I need them all.]   “Don&#= 8217;t judge each day by the harvest you reap,…