Daily Humor

Have your children finished their “Summer Reading List”? Mine were intrigued with the titles and the authors’ names. “I Love Fractions”, by Lois Denominator. “Learn the Alphabet with Me”, by Abe B. Seedy “Uninteresting Advertising Signs”, by Bill Bored. “The French Chef”, by Sue Flay. “I’m a Lumberjack”, by Tim…

The temperature of Heaven may be accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, “Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days.” Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much…

This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day. Breakfast 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast – dry 8 oz skim milk Lunch 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed spinach 1 cup herb tea 1 Oreo cookie Midafternoon…

In every Islamic Republic, operated by Sharia law, not only do sports mix with Islam, they are guided by it. Regularly Islamic Olympians are told to represent Allah well by their efforts. Prayer time is performed together as a team, to build the team character. Yet in Dearborn, Michigan, a…

I’m not sure of all the details of the new health-care program, but I’m already fearful because of my HMO. Not saying the HMO was bad, but . . . * Directions to your doctor’s office include, “take a left when you enter the trailer park.” * Only item listed…

Sue shared this with me . . and I can relate!! If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a…

If you can see this, you are on the new site for the Grif.net!

The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, “What flag is this?” A little girl called out, “That’s the flag of our country.” “Very good,” the teacher said. “And what is the name of our country?”…

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandpa, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?” “You’re both really old,” he replied. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net 1 cross + 3 nails = 4…

I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed…

THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY 1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor. We’re going to need a mop. 3. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. 4. Rusty! Rusty! Come back with that! Bad dog! 5. Wait a…

[Yesterday we shared “rules” for dogs and for company. Here are some reminders of why many think pets are to be preferred over kids] Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don’t ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4.…

PET RULES (To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door – nose height) Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my…