Daily Humor

Bubba and Bo, = two good ole boys, were sittin’ on the front porch when a large = truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.   "I’m = gonna do that when I win the lottery," said = Bubba.   "Do = what?" asked Bo.   "Send my…

“Started a new = exercise routine yesterday. So far I’ve only missed one = day.”   "A few weeks = ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza using his iPad.  = He’s almost done."   “I saw a = guy accidentally swallow some Scrabble tiles.  I’m thinking…

A classmate of mine from college days said his wife = was having a birthday this month.  One of their grandsons asked her = how old she was going to be.   Grandma smiled and answered, "Oh, I’m 39 = and holding."   He = thought for a moment, then…

A man is told by his doctor that he is dying of an = inoperable brain tumor, with only weeks to live.   "We do have hope," the doctor says.  = "We can attempt a brain transplant.  However, it is very = experimental, and very expensive."   "How much would…

Christmas is long over, but with all the grandkids, = birthday present shopping is another adventure.  So I walked into a = store because I saw a Barbie doll and considered it for my = granddaughters.   "How much is that Barbie in the window?" = I asked the shop…

[We’ve shared this story = before, but every time I read it I see myself back in elementary = school]   A = nine-year-old kid was sitting at his desk and all of a sudden there is a = puddle between his feet and the front of his pants were…

[Following our decade long tradition of finding the = best puns, and on the first of each month posting others instead, we = offer]   A Baptist and a Buddhist are having = toast when they see an image of Jesus in the margarine. The Buddhist = says ‘I can’t…

Little Andrew saw his Grandma coming down the walk = with his Mom. "I’m so happy you’ve come to see us, = Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he’s been = promising."   Grandma was curious and asked, "What trick is = that?"   Andrew = answered, "I…

NEW  TOP TEN LIST:  THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT = WOMEN:    = 1.    = 2.    = 3.    = 4.    = 5.    = 6.    = 7.    = 8.    = 9. 10.   You’re welcome.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net =…

[I love cruises, vacations, travel anywhere far = from Wyoming “spring blizzard” season. So here are some = signs YOUR pastor may need a break as well . . . ]   10. = Announces that next Sunday’s baptismal services will be in Grand = Cayman.   9. He has…

Q. What man in = the Bible spoke when he was a very small baby?A. Job (Job 3:1) = “Job opened his mouth and cursed the day of his = birth” Q. What insect went to Egypt on a donkey?A. A = flea: The angel told Joseph to take Mary,…

Mary had a little lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go.   He = followed her to school each day, T’wasn’t even in the rule. It made the children laugh and = play, To have the Lamb at =…

[Some questions = you just KNOW the correct answer. On these questions, however, try to = imagine the worst possible WRONG answer and you may be closer to getting = them right]   1. What was the = insignia of the U.S. Army’s 45th Infantry = Division?   2. What…