Daily Humor

Grandpa – Did you hear the joke that starts out = “No-Me-Neither?” Jessica – No Grandpa – Me neither.  You get = it?   Jessica – No   Grandpa = – Me neither.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

[ML often supplies me with good humor.  Sadly, = this wasn’t some of her best.]   I got = invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, = beard, and a vest full of explosives wasn’t what they had in = mind.   Seven…

[Labor Day marks the official end of summer and = (thankfully) the end of our possible reading list.]   ‘How = to Win at Bingo’ by Marc DeCard   ‘Home = Repairs from the Top Down’ by Rufus Lee King   ‘Single Gals Guide to Marrying for Money’ = by…

CONSIDER THESE THOUGHTS AS YOU AGE:   ~Your kids = are becoming you . . . but at least your grandchildren are = perfect.   ~Going out is good . . . but coming home is = better.   ~You forget names . . . but it’s OK because most…

This fall I plan to write a paper on weight loss, and = hope it reaches a wide audience.   This fall I = plan to be spontaneous on October 13th at exactly 11:18 = a.m.   This fall I plan to do everything 110% because nothing = succeeds like…

If you are always straightening things, you have = OCD. If you are always eating things, you have = OBCD. ~~ Is the chemical symbol for holy water = H2Omg?   ~~ What did the Tin Man say when he got run = over by a steamroller?“Curses! Foil = again!”…

Overheard at the Fair = (you can’t make this up) Little girl: I want cotton = candy! Mom: You can have some cotton candy after = you eat something healthy. Little girl: I want cotton candy = now! Mom: I said NO. You’re going to have = something healthy first!…

[End of Summer? Don’t cry, but = Labor Day will conclude our suggested list of books I’d like to = see written]   ‘Dr Bob is a Great American Humorist’ by = Hugh R. Joking   ‘Returning to School this Fall’ by Dewey = Hafta   ‘Reasons Why Students Fail…

Saturday, my wife and I were at my 50th = high school reunion at Minneapolis North High.  I kept staring at a = gal who was drinking heavily as she sat alone at a nearby = table.   My wife asked = me, "Do you remember = her?"   "Yes", I sighed, =…

[Marilyn forwarded these six = short stories and it blessed my heart, so I pass them on to all my blog = readers and to both friends] {1} Once all villagers decided to = pray for rain. On the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only = one…

It is rumored that JK Rowling plans to write another = novel in the Harry Potter series.  By that time Harry will be = portrayed as a married, middle-aged dad. Rowling is in need of a catchy = title for the book so I’m suggesting these = possibilities.   Harry…

As my young grandson and = I were nearing the McDonald’s, we slowly worked past a multi-car = accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that or hear = sirens or see “helpers” racing by with lights flashing, = I’ve reminded him to say a prayer for whoever might…

[Two weeks left of books to read, some = of which our readers have submitted]   ‘Thirst Quencher’ by Bev = Arage   ‘The = Poetry of Percy Shelly’ by Ozzie Mandeeus   ‘Odds and Ends’ by Miss Elaine = Ayous   ‘Digital Recordings’ by Anna = Logg   ‘Answering…