Daily Humor

Nearly 25 years = ago I was walking on the Great Wall, touring the Forbidden City and = venturing deep underground to see the Ming Tombs.  My thoughts were = captured by the many poets and philosophers of China and the deep adages = and sayings of that culture. My…

Have you ever had a week where you thought "I = WISH I COULD QUIT”? Or maybe, “THIS IS THE WORST JOB = EVER”?   On = your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section = where they have thermometers. You will need to…

In 1996 we began sharing odds and ends (mostly odds) = of humor and stories, quizzes and jokes.  Fundamental Baptists = often get unfairly labeled as being too stern, judgmental, and = can’t laugh at a joke.  It IS true many were weaned on dill = pickle juice, and that…

A father = texted his son:  "My Dear Son – Today is a day you will look = back on and treasure for all the days of your life.   My best = love and good wishes.  Dad."   His Son texted = back:   "Thanks Dad.  But the wedding isn’t = actually…

The Swedish naval vessels now = have bar-codes painted on the side.  Obviously this is so when they = return to port, officials can Scandinavian.   Whenever I say I will only eat = healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and = snickers.   My wife told me I…

[After a week in California with grandkids, I find = I’m now about broke.  How do I know?]   10. = American Express called and said: "Next time, leave home without = it!"   9. I’m formulating a plan to rob the Los = Angeles food bank.   8. =…

[Everyone KNOWS the "10" Commandments; = few of us FOLLOW them all. Here from an unknown author, are the next = ten]   11th. Thou shalt not worry, for worry is the most = unproductive of all human activities.   12th. = Thou shalt not be fearful, for most of…

[Brave New World of ordering Pizza = yesterday]   – Hello! George’s pizza? – No sir, it’s now called Google’s = pizza.   – So it’s a wrong number? – No sir, Google bought it.   – OK. = Take my order please. – Well sir, = you want the…

A well-known Doctor was giving a speech to a large = crowd on how what we eat affects our health.  He said  . . = .   "The material we put into our stomachs should = have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.”   “Red meat is full…

[Wayne M sent out the oddest little = conversations he has; thought he deserved some recognition here before = the staff takes away his computer time at the = home]   Me: "I got here as soon as I could with = the anecdote."Friend dying of snakebite: "Please tell me…

Proud grandpa here.   Just found = out that my granddaughter scored 8 of 10 on her behind-the-wheel driving = test.   Evidently the other two jumped out of the way in = time.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"…

[Between my kids and my grandkids, we are coming up = with some ‘variants’ of the traditional ‘wise = sayings’ of past generations]   “A = place for everything and everything all over the = place.”   “Still water still runs all = over.”   “If it ain’t broke, don’t…

[What we can learn about life from the familiar = lines of Psalm 23] The Lord is my Shepherd   THAT’S RELATIONSHIP!   I = shall not want   THAT’S = SUPPLY!     He maketh me to lie down in green = pastures   THAT’S = REST!    …