Daily Humor

Taking care of our four-year old grandson, we asked = him what he would like for breakfast. “Soup” was his = only choice.   Being a wise Grandpa, I explained to him carefully = that soup was good, but wasn’t a normal breakfast food.  It = was something people ate…

[Can you tell that all I think about is food? Posting = these motivational one-liners around the house]   I = know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many can I eat at night? I’m on = the rotation diet. Every time I turn around, I want to =…

[Day three of my diet. Started asking questions to = keep me sane] Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?A: A = desserter. Q: Why shouldn’t I quit and not worry about gaining = those extra pounds?A: Fat people are harder to kidnap. Q: Did…

After a couple hours = shopping at the super store, I headed to the line checking out. The = clerk asked, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my = purchase. As I couldn’t find my wallet in the bottom of my = purse, it took a while fumbling to…

In the 1950’s, a new pastor decided to just go = to each home his small town and introduce himself with a visit with = every family, even though most were not in his church.   He = showed up at a home and said, “Hi, I’m the pastor and =…

Philadelphia Eagles quarterback = Carson Wentz explained one "lie" about the Christian faith = that Satan wants people to believe while sharing his testimony. The = 24-year-old Wentz, who is in his second season with the Eagles after a = successful collegiate career at North Dakota State University, joined =…

Overheard two old men sitting on a park bench as they = were talking about women.  The first said his wife had not spoken = to him in more than two months. He  sighed and admitted he was = thinking about divorce.   His friend = cautioned him to not…

An elderly couple was = celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as = childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after = they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school and = found the tree on the playground where he had carved…

Q: Why were the Star Wars = movies made out of order (4,5,6, then 1,2,3)? A: Because in charge of = scheduling, Yoda was   Q: Where do Sith = shop? A: The Maul. Everything is half = off   Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker = cross the road? A:…

Q: What do you call = a pirate droid?A: Argh2-D2 Q: Why did the droid cross the = road?A: Because it was programmed by a = chicken Q: Why does = Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?A: So it doesn’t Hang = Solow Q: What do you…

[Today = we begin a truly unremarkable interview about Star = Wars]   Q: What = is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?A: Luke = warm   Q: Why = don’t you like to eat Wookie steak?A: Seems to be a little = chewy   Q: What = bedtime story…

American = Baptist missionary Adoniram Judson arrived in Burma (today Myanmar) in = 1812, and died there in 1850. During that time he suffered imprisonment, = torture, and disease. After the death of his beloved wife, Ann, he was = so depressed that he sat daily beside her tomb. Three…

[Do you know about these lesser known people/places in = the Legend of King Arthur? Neither did I until I read it in the Grif Net = Blog, so it HAS to be true]   Q: What = knight who could always be relied on to do the = unexpected?…