Daily Humor

= [Collection of favorites quo= tations that lift spirit and soul at Thanksgiving]   Will Arnett “I am = happy because I’m grateful. I choose to be grateful. That gratitude a= llows me to be happy.”   John F. = Kennedy “As we express our gratitude, we must never= forget…

= Q: What’s the best way= to stuff a turkey? A: Serve it pizza and ice cream.   Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Tha= nksgiving? A: Lucky!   Q: W= hat do you call the turkey prom? A: It was a Butterball.   Q: What…

= Q: How many cooks do you nee= d to stuff a turkey? A: Just one, but sometimes they don&#82= 17;t fit.   Q: What do you get when you dr= op a pumpkin? A: Squash.   = Q: How many bakers does it take to make a pie?  =…

= "Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each r= elative finally goes home." &#8212= ; Melanie White   "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot c= ake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." — Jim Davis   “I come from a family…

= [Kenneth Peterson wrote a sh= ort devotional on our “Legacy of Love”. Teresa and I read it, a= nd she said we have many friends our age in this same stage of life and sho= uld share it.=A0 Best way for us to share is through our more serious…

A little= boy was ushered into the clinic’s waiting room, with a bloody gash o= n his head.   "What happened?" asked the receptionist behind the de= sk.   Crying, the boy replied, "My sister hit me with a couple of tomat= oes."   The nurse was called to sort…

Heard th= at a man in Florida, in his 60s, called his son in California last week. Th= e father said this to his son: "I hate to tell you, but we’ve g= ot some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each othe= r anymore,…

One of t= he kindergarten teachers had a child come up to her while they were on an o= utdoor activity and say he had found a frog.   The teacher asked if the frog= was dead or alive. The little boy said, "Dead".   The teacher ask= ed how…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0848_01DC5876.D27CC610 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”utf-8″ Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [No, hopefully this is not MY =E2=80=9Clast=E2=80=9D quiz, but it is a quiz= focused on famous =E2=80=9Clast=E2=80=9D events, people, or things to test your totall= y useless trivia knowledge. Answers tomorrow. Please use your OWN intelligence…

= My friend Ken posted a melan= cholic, yet meaningful song.  It is sung to the tune "Yesterday&q= uot; by The Beatles.   Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my databa= se has gone away. Oh, I believe in yesterday.   Suddenly, There’s not half the…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0681_01DC561D.FD89D060 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Each August of the last three years of the 1960’s, my college roommate Wayne and I spent weeks in the high country of Colorado as college leaders of Christian teens in wilderness camping trips. After physically…

= “I don’t drink or take= drugs. At my age, I get the same effects by standing up too fast.”   “I only have one thing left on my= bucket list: getting through the day.”   “I love telling old stories, because I’m too old to make = new stories.”…

= “I have many hidden ta= lents. Sadly, I can’t remember where I hid them.”   “I went into an antique store, and they wouldn’= t let me leave".   “I was told = that even as a senior I should just pop out of bed in the morning, but…