Daily Humor

(In honor of my bride’s birthday a couple days ago, I&= #8217;m sharing insights on the joys of aging. After all, having a birthday= is better than the alternative.] >It would be good if “the buck stopped here”. We sure could= use a few.   >Some days you’re the dog,…

[My dear wife celebrated a birthday over the weekend. Won&#8217= ;t share her age, since we know once you’re over 75 nobody is countin= g anymore. Needed to relate insights and annotations of reaching this age.]=   &g= t;We start out with nothing, and still have most of it.  …

‘It Couldn’t Be Done’ by E= dgar Guest Somebody said = that it couldn’t be doneB= ut he with a chuckle repliedTha= t “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be oneWho wouldn’t say so till he’d trie= d. So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin= On…

A mom texted, "Hi Son. What d= o IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?"   He texted back, "I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You = Later."   The mom= read that and responded, "Oh, that’s okay. Don’t worry about it. I’ll= ask your sister later. Love you, too."…

There was an elderly couple who in= their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they= decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start w= riting things down, so they won’t forget.   They went home and the woman…

A child asked his father, "Ho= w were people born?"   His father said, "In the beginning, God made Adam and Eve, then= Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies,= and so on."   The= child then went to his mother, asked her the…

What did the tree say to spring once it warmed up? What a re-leaf. &nb= sp; What month is the shortest of the year? May. It has just three letters.=   Why is spring the best= time to open a flower and gift shop? Busine= ss is blooming.   =…

[I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not int= o summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.]   >Vacuuming is the chore at my ho= use that sucks the most.   >In science class we learned that nature abhors a vac= uum. I agree.   >I’ve decided…

It takes strength to be firm,It takes co= urage to be gentle. It takes strength to conquer,It takes courag= e to surrender. It takes strength to be certain,It takes courage= to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in,It takes courage to = stand out. It takes strength to feel…

[Final attempt at humor to keep you from crying over loss of yo= ur precious money]   >There are three types of accountants: Those who can count = and those who can’t.   >Some business owners considering changing careers to be= come chefs since they excel at cooking the books.…

Q: What sort of taxes do marijuana dispensaries file? A: Joint returns.   Q: Why are taxes like golf? A: Because you work hard on the green just to end up in= the hole.   Q: Why did the two CPAs divorce? A: Th= ey couldn’t reconcile their differences.  …

>IRS agents are always tired after April 15th because their = work is so taxing.   >My Moms knew I would be a CPA when I grew up. When we read= Cinderella and the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage, I asked, "Mo= m, is that ordinary income or capital…

Q: What sort of taxes are there on trash bags? A: Hefty ones, and no one is Glad about it.   Q:= There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax. A: Men and women.   Q: What’s the definition of a go= od tax accountant?…