Daily Humor

[Hear= d some odd sayings from gals, and since I collect odd followers, thought I&= #8217;d share. May have kindred spirits here.]   “I’m angrier than a mosquito in a mannequin factory.&quo= t;   “I finally got rid of my winter= fat and now I have spring rolls.”   “It’s…

[Our = recent quiz on Wisconsin city names met with unanimous ambivalence, but we = persist in pushing minds to think about cities – this time across the= US and the WORLD – whose names have CHANGED over the centuries.&nbsp= ; We will give an OLD name (many have had…

But You Didn’t   Remember the time you lent m= e your car, and I dented it?I thought you’d kill me…But you didn’= t. Remember the time I forgot to tell you the dance was formal, and = you came in jeans?I thought you’d hate me…But you didn’t. = Remember…

[In a= back issue of Reader’s Digest I found wise words of advice from read= ers. All credit to those readers who shared important truths we all need.]   **Every time you receive a gift, you al= low someone to be a giver.   **Look back, = but don’t stare.…

We were in a restaurant, perusing the menu, when I m= ade some suggestions. I let my husband know that he rarely paid attention t= o me when I spoke.   Of course, he disagreed, so we went back to reading o= ur menus. In-chilly-silence. &nbsp= ; After a few…

[Voted five best dad jokes of the month. Not a hi= gh bar to reach.]   "I’m afraid for the May calend= ar. I fear its days are number= ed."   "My wife s= aid I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."…

After painting the bedroom walls, my husband prep= ared to put back the pictures.   “How should I ha= ng them?” he asked me. “Too high or too low?”   ~~ANSWERS: WISCONSIN CITY NAMES~~   Example= : Wisconsin (Miami) =3D red stone place   1. OCONOMOWOC= (Ho-Chunk) =3D where waters…

One of my favorite past-times now that I’m = retired back in Watertown, Wisconsin, is watching out-of-state friends try = to say “Oconomowoc” (lovely city a dozen miles east of me). The= y sound like they’re trying to cough up a brick.   But also found many who live IN…

My mo= ther had a small decorative windmill in her yard. She loved the gentle moti= ons it made even in a light breeze.   A fi= erce spring storm broke one of the blades, causing the windmill to shake vi= olently. Dad announced that he would “take care of…

In a = telephone interview, a very wealthy man was asked, "Sir, what can you = remember made you the happiest man in life?"  = He simply replied, "I have gone through four stages of happi= ness in life and finally I understood the meaning of true happiness.   The…

[Annette shared this true story]   For the second week in a row, my son and I were the only ones who sho= wed up for his soccer team’s practice. Frustrated, I told him, &#8220= ;Please tell your coach that we keep coming for practice, but no one is eve=…

Ken H= =2E boasted, “A lot of women say their husband never listens to them.= I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.”   Kristin F. said, “When I told my parents over = the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said,…

A lon= g time ago a boy was born breech-backward that ended up with a miss-shaped = head. Doctor looked at the infant and said he was just odd. His parents wer= e struggling to come up with a name and remembered what the doctor said, so= they wrote down…