Daily Humor

[I live about 30 miles west of ‘Tosa (Wauwatosa), Wiscons= in. It has the state’s largest Mall and heard this story about the Ma= ll Santa about 20 years ago. Author Unknown.] Three years ago, a lit= tle boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in…

At Sunday school on a late December weekend, the younger childr= en were drawing pictures illustrating all the Biblical stories about Christ= mas. The teacher walked by and smiled at drawings of the manger, wise men, = a star, shepherds, or angels.  She noticed one little boy was drawing =…

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usua= l, "And what would you like for Christmas?" = The child stared at him open mouthed, speechless and horrifie= d for a moment, then gasped: "Didn’t you get my E-mail?"  ~~ANSWERS to “Common Facts” Quiz~~ 1. What city…

[Time to see how many of these COMMON facts you know. Please on= ly post ONE answer publicly so others can test their memory. Answers tomorr= ow.]   1= =2E What city hosted the 2013 Winter Olympics?   2. What is the longest running Bro= adway show?   3. What…

Tim M. admits this amazing parallel, “Superman has super = vision. I require supervision.” &= nbsp; Karen G. laments, “I haven’t tried yo= ga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys, so I’m pretty sure I’= d hate yoga.”   John K. reminds us, “Before you…

[Grew up in Minnesnowta and it was COLD in the winter, hot and = humid in summer, with a nice week of spring and another nice week of fall i= n-between. Retired now and basking in warmth of Wisconsin. It actually hove= red around zero this past December week, still…

[This fable is from our first Christmas 1996 Grif.Net. = Hope all will enjoy a dip into the past.]        And Jos= eph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was= great with child.  And she brought forth a son and wrapped him in swa=…

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,= and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She r= eplied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the = property with a stream running by." "No," he said, &q= uot;I mean what is…

An older lady was caught shoplifting. On court day the lady, ac= companied by her husband, stood before the judge   The judge asks, "Why did yo= u shoplift?"   She said, "I was hungry."   The judge said, "What did = you take?"   She replied, "A can of…

A police officer stopped a speeding car.=A0 The driver was dres= sed like a convict for a Halloween costume party.   When he got to the station, he = found he had actually arrested a municipal Judge of his city.   He quickly learned = to never book a judge…

[Challenging quiz, offering 15 more “lines” from fa= mous works of literature that you can answer in 1, 2 or (for a perfect win)= BOTH ways – giving the correct AUTHOR and/or correct BOOK.  Did= I mention “tough”? A couple of softballs, but there is no &#82= 20;present under the…

It was nearing Christmas, and the judge was in a merry mood as = he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”   “Doing my C= hristmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.   “That’s no off= ense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?= ”  …

[The first weekend of each month is a time to encourage and ins= pire our blog readers to greater achievement and aspiration.] &#8220= ;Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.”~&n= bsp;John R Wooden   “The only guarantee for failure is to stop trying”~ John C. Maxwell…