Daily Humor

[A fr= iend is doing a presentation on finances, so asked me if I had any old joke= s about money. Old jokes, sure, but not very good jokes.]=   A fellow won one million dollars in the Lottery. Interviewer: Congratulations on your win! If you don’t mind me asking=…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0658_01DBDE9E.B1A91990 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [I am sure that somewhere in the universe on Father’s Day some lucky dads might have heard one of these] 10. Dad, the grass is looking a little high. Mind if I cut it? 9. No…

After a few of the usual Sunday evening hymns, the church’s = pastor walked to the pulpit, and gave a very brief introduction of his chil= dhood friend.  With that, an elderly man stepped up to the pulpit to s= peak, "A father, his son, and a friend of his…

[This week we are repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts fr= om June 2000, 25 years ago.]   This is a public service message for Women, to= help better understand Men.   "Because I’m a man", when I lock = my keys in the car I will fiddle with a…

[Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane= , repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years = ago (June 2000).]   LESSON – "Plurals" [apologies to Dr. Seuss]   We= ‘ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes. But the…

[Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane= , repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years = ago (June 2000).]   Has the heaviness of your old-fashioned church got you w= eighed down? Try us in 2000! We are the New and…

[Each month in 2025, we wander down memory lane, repeating G= rif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago – June 2000.]=   I was recently told a true story about a pastor. He had a kitten that clim= bed up a tree in his backyard…

[Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane= , repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years = ago (June 2000).]   Okay, you’ve heard of Murphy’s famous Law: Everything th= at can go wrong will.  Here are some "corollaries" and &quot= ;addendums".…

[On the first Saturday of each month, we post encour= aging or challenging quotations from the past. I need them, so I share them= with you.]   “Never allow the fear of stri= king out keep you from playing the game.”=AF Babe Ruth   “Rich people have small TVs and big…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_044A_01DBD6D4.74E4E3D0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Working on my daily affirmations. So far, they are not very effective. Just saying, tongue in cheek.] I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. I assume full responsibility…

[Stor= ed up some sick jokes while I=E2=80=99ve been sick. And yes, my brain is st= ill not right.] 😉 I told my wife that 3,025 years from today, I predict life on earth will e= ither be really good or really bad. It’s 5050. =   My family told…

Bob: = I won a million dollars and donated a quarter of it to charity! Interviewer: That is extremely generous, Bob. Bob: Thankfu= lly, I still have $999,999.75 left.   +++   I got 50 dollars from my mom. She told = me to take my brother to the movies,…

[There are 600,00= 0 words in the English language, greater by far than any other tongue (for = instance French has 300,000; Russian 150,000). How did the modern English l= anguage evolve? It has "captured" words from many language groups= =2E This is the final quiz on word origins or…