[Famous quotations are well known. Sadly, we often forget the o= riginal speaker/writer or context in which they were given. How many of the= se wise and pithy sayings can you correctly attribute?] 1. “To= work without love is slavery.” ______= ______________   2. “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only…

Bob G. shares, “Don’t be upset with people who= still believe in Santa Claus. After all, there are some who still believe = in the Dallas Cowboys.”   Wayne M. instructs, “How to cook crack and cl= ean a crab. Step 1 – use commas.”   Gail M. relates, “I…

[Each month in 2025, we wander down memory lane, repeating t= he Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago. This is = the last from February 2000.] =  = (Modern Paraphrase)   The T.V. set is my shephe= rd.  My spiritual growth shall want.  …

[Each month in 2025, we repeat the Grif Net email/blog posts= for an entire week from 25 years ago (February 2000). This is that week!]   = Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter =3D Eskimo Pi   = ~~~ 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing= at Yale…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_04DB_01DB7878.8EF4D420 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Each month in 2025, we repeat the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago (February 2000).] I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 dollars but haven’t lost…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_01C0_01DB77B2.830B1FF0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago (February 2000).] DEFINITIONS IN MARRIAGE BY GENDER THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0034_01DB76E6.92A0A9C0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”iso-8859-1″ Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane, repeating the= Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago (February 2000).] A Dozen Rules for Writers 1. Verbs has to agree…

[Each month in 2025, we ‘wander’ unsupervised do= wn memory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week = from 25 years ago (that’s from February 2000 for those mathematically= challenged.) I found out my attempt at humor has NOT gotten better in pass= ing years, but…

"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.&q= uot; ~ Dr. Seuss   “It’s not what you do= once in a while, it’s what you do day in and day out that makes the differ= ence.” ~ Jenny Craig=   “There is no sub= stitute for good decisions at…

[Some jokes are not completely useless. They can always be used= as bad examples.]   My friend got me an elephant for my room. I said, “Thank= s.” She said, “Don’t mention it.”=   As I get older, I reme= mber all the people I lost along the way. Maybe…

[Dinner-table faire for the younger set that missed the grown-u= p quiz] Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear? A: Open-toad!   Q: What do computers eat for a snack?= A: Microchips!   Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always sp= otted.…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0451_01DB7231.1BE94D00 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Weekly quizzes have had a lot of wrong answers of late, so I made this one not quite so tough. Not “easy”, but figure most can get at least half correct. Please ANSWER ONLY ONE publicly…

The baby ant was confused because all his uncles were ants.   I asked a= Frenchman if he played video games, and he said, ‘Wii’.   To the guy w= ho invented zero, thanks for nothing. &= nbsp; Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s = at.   Sm= all…