In the final hiring frenzy of the year, we added to = our headquarter staff . . . >>Grif Net Nutritional = Consultants =3D Eaton Wright and Liven Good   >>Grif = Net Coordinator of Parental Advice =3D Buck L. Upson   >>Grif = Net Graduation Coordinators =3D Val and…

[Monthly = attempt to spread high-quality puns and word-play. = Someday.]   I get a great = night’s sleep atop stacks of old magazines. But then, I have = a lot of back issues.   If you = haven’t tried blindfolded archery, then you don’t know what = you’re missing.   …

Everyone needs = a code, a creed to live by.  Here in Wyoming we follow the = “Code of the West”   1) Live each = day with courage. 2) Take pride = in your work. 3) Always = finish what you start. 4) Do what has = to be…

[Diet and exercise advice directly from me, Dr = Bob]   Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can = prolong life. Is this true? A: = Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Everything = wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make…

At age 25, a young minister preached a detailed = sermon he entitled, "10 Commandments for Raising = Children".  Then he had some kids of his own.   At age = 35 in his next church, he preached the same message, but now titled it, = "A Few Suggestions for…

Ken H related, = “Although I’m often late, I always gets my Halloween costume = at least two months in advance.”   Christina = said, “When I die I want the Detroit Lions to be my pallbearers so = they can let me down one last time.”   Scott wrote,…

[Funny “error messages” you will not want to = see]   Yesterday it worked. = Today it is not = working. Apple is like = that.   With searching comes = loss And the presence of = absence: "My novel" = not found. The network is = down.Of little worth…

At my age, = I’ve learned that . . .   The nicest = thing about the future is that it always starts = tomorrow. If you = don’t have a sense of humour you probably don’t have any sense at = all.   When = traveling, eat it before…

I am with you = in the springtime of your life, when joy is new, and when = summer brings the fullness of your faith, I’m there with = you.   I am with you = in the autumn of your years, to turn to gold   every = memory of…

ML, like me, = is getting up in years, yet she wrote this encouraging = note: “I finally did it!  I just bought a new pair of = shoes with those special ‘Memory foam = insoles’.   From now on, = no more forgetting why I walked into the =…

[I remember = reading a line in a book that was so well written that I closed the book = and stared at nothing for over a minute.  I love reading. And of = course I love jokes about reading, too.]   Eunice wrote, = “I started reading a horror…

[Everyone loved yesterday’s haikus. Here are = some classics relating to computer failure]   Rather than beep Or a rude error message: These words: "File Not Found". = Errors have occurred. We won’t tell you where or why – Lazy programmers! Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot Order will…

Haikus are = easy.But sometimes they don’t make = sense.Refrigerator.   I think haikus = stink.Has to be five seven five.Who came up with = this?   World is vast = and wide.So much out there to explore.Right now, let’s eat = lunch.   You think you = are big.With…