[So many of my friends say the funniest stuff. Way funnier = than my lame humor and I am constantly smiling . . . and stealing to = make minion memes] Wayne wondered when his wife got up, went to = the kitchen and returned with a slice of cake,…

Dear Dad = – I am writing = to ask if there is a limitation to the number of cars our liability = insurance covers . . .   Dear Nephew = – You know last = summer when you broke the vase my grandfather had given me? Remember I…

The 23rd Psalm = is arguably the most well-known, most memorized, most beloved passage in = all of the Scriptures. Millions of people of people have recited it = during times of stress, despair, war, and disaster to give them strength = and courage. People have used it during times…

Now that fall = was winding down and the weather getting colder every day (Casper just = had first single-digit temps and snow), a mother was showing her = five-year old son how to zip up his new winter coat. =   "The = secret," she said, "is to get…

[Wayne from Texas shared this story. Thinkin’ it is = probably true]   One day my neighbor heard me singing love songs outside, = so he came over and found me down on one knee, serenading my little = garden tractor. "What are you doing?" he asked. "Well, my wife…

My son = Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped = his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the = garbage.   Zachary stood = there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came…

Our local = veterinarian put himself through veterinary school working nights as a = taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine these two jobs = to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while = doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. =   He opened…

The teacher = noticed that a boy who was taking a true-false test was flipping a coin = on each question.   At the end of = the test as he looked over the page, the lad started flipping the coin = again.   His teacher = had to ask,…

A successful = young executive was riding his brand new car down a street near his = downtown office when he noticed a kid darting out from between parked = cars. He carefully slowed down. but as he appeared near that spot, a = brick smashed into his car’s passenger-side…

An artist = asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings = on display at that time.   "I have = good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is = that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it…

Little Jessi had completed her first month of = school.  Sobbing, she said, “Mommy, I’ll never learn = how to spell.”   Her mom = asked, “Why is that?”   She solemnly = replied, “Every week my teacher keeps changing the = words.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected]…

During the = wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual = offer. "Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. = When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and = cherish’ and all that stuff,  I’d…

[First of the = month so MUST share another batch of bad words] Amazed to see Old = Faithful still spouting regularly. All the geysers talkin’ about = it.   I wanted to = chicken-proof my front lawn so it would be = impeccable.   “I hate = snow. Wait,…