[Final day of =
lousy jokes about the brave men and women in =
blue.]
Police =
officer: "I’m here to inform you that your son burned down the =
school"
Parents: =
"Arson?"
Police officer: "Yes, your =
son"
**
Just had two =
Detectives at my front door who started asking me =
questions.
‘Are you =
familiar with the letters HB’?
I said – ‘No I’m =
not’
‘How about LS’?
‘No’
‘What about JD’?
I said – =
‘Hang on a minute – am I a suspect or something’?
They said – =
‘No these are just initial enquiries’.
**
What do Los =
Angeles police like to do after work on the =
weekend?
Keep on =
Clubbing
**
The police =
found the ice cream man dead, with his head covered in nuts, sprinkles =
& chocolate sauce.
Their report =
was they had reason to believe he may have topped =
himself.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"