On the second day of the reunion, an [unnamed] boy asked his Grandpa, = "Grandpa, make a frog sound."   Of course, the grandfather had to ask him why.   The boy admitted, "Grandma says when you croak she’s going = take us all to Disneyland.”   ~~ Dr Bob…

At our reunion, my sweet granddaughter asked, “Grandpa, do you = know how you and God are alike?”   I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No. Just how are we = alike?”   She replied sincerely, “You’re both really = old,”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected]…

[First day of the month and you are in for the usual = pun-ishment]   The Icelandic parliament is in recess, proving Althings must come to = an end. I may only sell hot dog buns, but I’m the breadwiener of my = family.   My goal in life it…

Jenny was a = bright-eyed, pretty five-year-old girl. One day when she and her mother = were checking out at the grocery store, Jenny saw a plastic pearl = necklace priced at $2.50. How she wanted that necklace, and when she = asked her mother if she would buy it…

An eight-year = old girl went to the office with her father on “Take Your Daughter = to Work” day.   As they walked = around, the little girl started to get cranky and even cry a = little.  Her father asked her what was = wrong.   As the…

Mrs. Harrison took her three-year-old granddaughter, Jenny, to church = for the first time. After arriving, the church lights were lowered, and = then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted = candles.   There was silence in the entire sanctuary until Jenny’s voice was = suddenly heard, loudly…

A man and a = woman were traveling on a train.  They chatted a bit then she said, = “Every time you smile, I want to invite you over to my = place.”   Blushing a = bit, he said, “Awww . . . are you = single?”   She…

This is a = collection of funny one-liners from the doctor’s notes, = exactly as typed by medical secretaries: ·         = Patient has = chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a = year. ·         = On the second = day the knee was better and on…

[Collection of odd thoughts that crossed the wasteland of what’s = left of my brain . . . ]   I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people = die of natural causes.   When weeding, the best way to make sure you…

The surgeon = sat beside the boy’s bed, the boy’s parents sat across from him. = "Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I’ll open up your = heart…"   "You’ll = find Jesus there," the boy interrupted.   The surgeon = looked up, annoyed. "I’ll cut your heart open," he continued,…

[This is a rerun from 20 years ago, but as the wife and I get older, = it seems to age well.  It was used on RFD TV’s = “Larry’s Country Diner” just a week ago and reminded = me that I had sent this joke to my friends two…

When I = pastored in Wisconsin and Minnesota I had to be really careful about = jokes that might be deemed offensive to certain = nationalities.   Couldn’t risk telling a joke about a = German, Pole, Scandinavian, French etc   At a = men’s breakfast when everyone was visiting, joking…

Man is = incomplete until he is married. Then he is = finished.   ~~~ One golfer to = another: First it was my marriage; now, the magic has gone out of my = nine iron too.   ~~~ Love is blind, = but marriage is an eye-opener.   ~~~…