Man is =
incomplete until he is married. Then he is =
finished.
~~~
One golfer to =
another: First it was my marriage; now, the magic has gone out of my =
nine iron too.
~~~
Love is blind, =
but marriage is an eye-opener.
~~~
Before =
marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the =
"y" becomes silent.
~~~
Marriage is =
when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to =
decide which one.
~~~
Little Johnny =
was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. "Teacher?" he =
asked, "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?"
"No my =
child," sighed the teacher. "But it =
should."
~~~
“We will =
never need marriage counseling. My husband and I have a great =
relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications =
major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real =
well and I just act like I’m listening."
~~~
Your marriage =
is in trouble if your wife says, "You’re only interested in one =
thing," and you can’t remember what it is.
~~~
Personally, I =
think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband =
and father, I can say anything I want to around my house. =
Of course, no =
one pays the least bit of attention.
~~~
Marriages are =
made in heaven. Then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and =
hail.
[And yes, =
today completes 49 years of marriage, as we enter year 50. 50? How =
can that be?]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"