[First weekday = of each month means more great jokes, puns and word-play.  = Somewhere. Not here for sure.]   Is a contrary = figure of speech that sticks in your mind an = epoxymoron?   Definition of = irony is that the word hyphenated is = non-hyphenated.   I…

O = Church, arise and put your armor onHear the call of Christ our = CaptainFor now the weak can say that they are strongIn the = strength that God has given. With shield of faith and belt of truthWe’ll stand against the = devil’s lies; An army bold whose…

Girls used to call me ugly until = they found out how much money I have. Now they call me ugly and = poor.   ** I broke my finger last = week. On the other hand, I’m = okay.   ** The Lord said unto John = “Come forth…

Beverly L = said, “I never use turn signals. It’s nobody else’s = business where I am going.”   Bill C shared, = “My buddy said he didn’t understanding cloning.  I said = that makes two of us.”   Cedell B = explained, “Sign on the restaurant said ‘We treat…

[We have so = much to share if only anyone would listen.  Now, what were we = talking about?]   **Embarrassing = our grandkids is just one of the services we = offer.   **Children are = the leading cause of old age.   **Don’t = let aging get you…

How do you = know when the moon is going broke?When it’s down to its last = quarter.   ** Where do black = holes commonly occur? Most often = they are found in my black socks.   ** Why didn’t the = Dog Star laugh at this joke?It was…

Why do rocks = crashing from space taste better than Earth rocks?They’re a little = meteor. ** What’s a = British nuclear physicist’s favorite meal?Fission = chips   ** A photon = walked into a hotel and the clerk asked if he needs help with luggage. = "No = thanks,"…

[Ac= tress Katharine Hepburn, in her own words:]   &#8= 220;Once when I was a teenager, my father and I were standing in line to = buy tickets for the circus. Finally, there was only one other family = between us and the ticket counter. This family made a big…

DID YOU KNOW . = . . every time you light your lighter your lighter gets = lighter?   DID YOU KNOW . = . . dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but cats = can?   DID YOU KNOW . = . . when you have a taco emergency, you…

[More = rarely-listened-to messages from seniors who have been there, done that, = and forgotten why.]   **Life is like = an ice cream cone. Just when you think you’ve got it licked, it drips on = you   **Age is an = issue of mind over matter. If you…

[Many think = from my humor blog that I must need therapy for personal disorders. Here = is an example 😊]   Bob: I have = some odd fears   Therapist: = Jail?   Bob: [screams] = I=E2=80=99m terrified of random letters.   Therapist: You = are?   Bob: =…

[Hard for me = to ‘fess up’ but wanted you all to know this] **When = I was young, I was poor.  But after years of hard, honest and = painstaking work, I’m no longer young.   **I love to = wear a fanny pack, but wonder if you wear…

English is a = polyglot language.  1000 years ago there were less than 50,000 = words used in England (roughly divided into Anglo-Saxon root, Germanic = root and French/Latin root).  Now there are more than a million = words.  200,000 are used “commonly” and of these = “commonly used” words,…