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08/02/21 Grif.Net – First of the Month Humor

08/02/21 Grif.Net – First of the Month Humor

[First weekday =
of each month means more great jokes, puns and word-play.  =
Somewhere. Not here for sure.]

 

Is a contrary =
figure of speech that sticks in your mind an =
epoxymoron?

 

Definition of =
irony is that the word hyphenated is =
non-hyphenated.

 

I tried to =
catch fog yesterday, Mist.

 

My friend =
called me and said an evil wizard turned him into a tiny harp. So I went =
to see him and it turns out he was just a big =
lyre.

Folks who =
insist good health comes from drinking at least 24 glasses of water per =
day are just diluting themselves.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"