I hereby officially TENDER MY RESIGNATION as an adult. I hav= e decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 6-year-old again= =2E I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a four-star restaurant. = I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle…
06/14/24 Grif.Net – Musings of the Minds (part 5)
[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi= ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain= ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!] “Do not take life too seriously, you will= never get out of it…
06/13/24 Grif.Net – Musings of the Minds (part 4)
[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi= ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain= ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!] "To succeed in life, you need three things= : a wishbone, a backbone,…
06/12/24 Grif.Net – Musings of the Minds (part 3)
[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi= ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain= ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!] R= 20;When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so…
06/11/24 Grif.Net – Musings of the Minds (part 2)
[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi= ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain= ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!] “When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only = sick.“ George…
06/10/24 Grif.Net – Musings of the Mind (part 1)
[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insi= ghtful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertain= ing quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!] &quo= t;People think I’m this scary guy, but really I have the heart…
06/08/24 Weekend Grif.Net – Warning
When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn’t go and doesn’t suit me= =2E And I shall spend my pension on brandy a= nd summer gloves And satin sandals and say w= e’ve no money for butter. I shall sit down…
06/07/24 Grif.Net – Invisible
Many have heard of the invisible man who married an invisible w= oman. But have you heard – >No o= ne could say what they saw in each other. >Their kids were nothing to look at,= either. >When he needed medical help, his doctor said he couldn’t…
06/06/24 Grif.Net – 80 Years Later
Today is the 80th anniversary of D-Day, Operation Overlord, the= day during World War II on which the Allies invaded France, a giant m= ilestone on the road to defeating Nazi Germany. The beaches were given the = code names UTAH, OMAHA, GOLD, JUNO, and SWORD. The invasion force included =…
06/05/24 Grif.Net – Cowboy Visits a Wyoming Church
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch = in Kaycee about his first visit to a big-city church in Casper. = "When = I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. = "You mean the parking lot," interrupted…
06/04/24 Grif.Net – Cut and Dry
Wife got up early this morning for an appointment at her hair s= alon. I showed interest by asking her what she was going for – = a cut, a perm, a new style, etc. She thinks I’m interested. I= t was really self-defense, so I could know how to…
06/03/24 Grif.Net – First of the Month Humor Attempt
[We try to start the first weekday of each month serving you so= me truly funny jokes. In June it appears we will fail again. But fail= ure for 332 months in a row (since 1996) does not stop us from offering a m= ore mediocre fare that will hopefully…
06/01/24 Weekend Grif.Net – Monthly Motivation
[The first weekend of each month is a time to encourage and ins= pire our blog readers to greater achievement and aspiration.] ̶= 0;In my world as a pastor, words are brushstrokes, and I want to create mas= terpieces that inspire hearts.”~ Bob Griffin “Most people f= ail in life…