New month so have to share some truly awful puns . . .
Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him
very annoying. I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.
I met a man who fell into an upholstery machine. Fortunately, he’s fully
recovered now.
My doctor had also trained in chemistry. All his patients knew he would
either helium or barium.
When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
When the knight walked into the blacksmith’s shop to pick up his armor, the
blacksmith said, “You’ve got mail.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”