My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
My twin brother ca=
lled me from prison the other day.
He sa=
id, “Hey, do you remember when we used to finish each other’s s=
entences?”
What did Darwin’s son tell his brothers?
You’re adapted!
When we argue and my sist=
er starts crying, I always ask
“Ar=
e you having a crisis?”
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;
My brother is my best friend until he tells=
on me.
Then, he’s my brother.
M=
y sister thinks she’s so smart at cooking since she’s a girl.
She said onions are the only food that ma=
kes you cry. I threw a coconut at her and proved her wrong.
It never occu=
rred to me how much my parents favored my twin brother
until they asked me to pick up the cake for his surprise bir=
thday party.
Having an older brother really helped me learn how to be a b=
etter person.
When he does something goo=
d, I copy it and when he does something bad; I try not to laugh at him.
W=
hen brothers get in trouble it’s like watching cats and dogs fight.
They trade jabs while their tales fly aro=
und.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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