My dad always taught me to share my toys with my sib=
lings.
It wasn’t that he wanted me=
to develop social skills, it’s because he was a cheapskate that want=
ed to spend 50% less money on toys.
Boy: “Dad, can you explain a so=
lar eclipse to me?”
Dad: “No=
sun.”
Name someone who never hesitates to embarrass you in front o=
f your friends.
Dad
Dad told mom he wa=
nted to keep us every other weekend.
Mom=
reminded him that they were still married and he would have to see us ever=
y day.
Do dads always snore?
Nah. Only=
when they’re sleeping.
 =
;
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good fo=
r nothing.
Who makes the most money from Father’s Day?
Therapists.
=
Father’s Day is just like Mother=
’s Day.
Except on Father’s D=
ay you buy a cheaper gift.
Father: Anthony, do you think I am a bad fathe=
r?
Son: My name is Paul.
My English pr=
ofessor asked everyone in class what book helped us the most in life thus f=
ar.
I chose my father’s checkbook.=
~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin=
, adoring only Him”
[email protected] www.grif.net
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