[In a=
survey, these were selected as the “best” one-liner jokes.&nbs=
p; You judge which you would give the blue ribbon to.]
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She lo=
oked surprised.
I childproofed my house, but somehow they still get =
in.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. H=
e told me to stop going to those places.
I started a =
procrastinators’ support group… we haven’t met yet.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… so s=
he hugged me.
I didn’t believe my dad was a con=
struction site thief until I got home. All the signs were there.=
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with veng=
eance. We’ll see about that.
My neighbor knocke=
d on my door at 3 AM. Luckily, I was still up playing my drums.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put m=
y foot down.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www=
=2Egrif.net
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From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m =
living by faith and feel no alarm.”
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