Q. Does a person need Jesus to go to heaven?
A. These days, you need Jesus just to go to Wal=
mart
Q. How hot is it?
A. Not sure, bu=
t think I saw Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego outside
Q. How did Noah kee=
p bees in for all that time on the water?
A, In archives
Q. Did they play baseball in the Bible?
A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole=
second. They were eventually put out, but the Prodigal Son went home.=
Q.=
Which area of the Promised Land did Joshua find the richest?
A. The area near the Jordan River where the banks kep=
t overflowing.
Q. Who was unhappiest when the prodigal son returns home?
A. Hither, the fattened calf
Q.=
Who was the wealthiest financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter — she went down to the bank of the Nile and =
drew out a little profit
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