If college students wrote the Bible . . .
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t;The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning — cold.
>The=
Ten Commandments would have been only five. They would have been=
double-spaced and written in a large font.
>The Bible would have come=
out in a new edition every two years in order to limit re-selling.
>T=
he reason the forbidden fruit would have been eaten was that it wasn’t cafe=
teria food.
>Paul’s letter to the Romans would become Paul’s e-mail to=
[email protected].
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>The reason Cain would have killed Abel: They were =
roommates.
>The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not A=
rmageddon.
>Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
>Reason=
why Moses and those following him would have wandered in the desert for 40=
years: They didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
>In=
stead of God creating everything in six days and resting on the seventh, He=
would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an=
all-nighter.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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