I had=
a bunch of salad puns, but I tossed them.
Lettuce take a moment to =
appreciate these salad puns.
A good salad is always dressing for s=
uccess.
Romaine calm and carry on.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
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If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Pray for peas.
My =
salad is dressed to kale.
If you like salad pun=
s you’d butter lettuce know.
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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“It is not enough t=
o stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “