Did you hear =
about the nurse who always carried a red pen?
She wanted to =
be able to draw blood if needed.
Did you hear =
that 2019 and 2020 got into a fight?
2021=
Did you hear =
about the steam engine that added bubble-gum to its =
boiler?
It always =
wanted to be a chew-chew train.
Did you hear =
that talk is cheap?
Guess =
you’ve never visited a lawyer.
Did you hear =
about the Fitness Center that had to close down?
Evidently it =
didn’t work out.
Did you hear =
about the art contest between Rembrandt and Van =
Gogh?
It ended in a =
draw.
Did you hear =
about the lady who sued the airport for misplacing her =
baggage?
She lost her =
case.
Did you hear =
about the fellow with a fear of speed bumps in the =
road?
He’s =
slowly getting over it.
Did you hear =
about the frog who only wore sandals?
She was =
open-toad.
Did you hear =
about the skeleton that was always calm?
Guess nothing =
got under his skin.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"