Q: What do you =
call an old snowman?
A: =
Water.
Q: Why =
don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear =
snow caps.
Q: What two =
letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
A: =
I.C.
Q: How do =
Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets =
of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: What does =
Jack Frost like best about school?
A: Snow and =
tell.
Q: What do you =
call a leisurely skier?
A: A =
Slope-poke
Q: Why do =
polar bears swim in saltwater?
A: Because =
pepper water makes them sneeze
Q: What did =
the snowman say to the customer?
A: Have an ice =
day
Q: How do you =
scare a snowman?
A: First, get =
out a hairdryer . . .
Q: What did =
the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s =
crib?
A: A =
snowmobile.
Q: How does an =
Eskimo stick blocks of snow together to build his house? =
A: With =
igloo
Q: What food =
do you get when you cross an iceberg with a polar bear? =
A: A =
“brrr” – “grrr”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"