My wife was pulled over by a trooper who said she was weaving. She replied,
“I was not. I was crocheting.”
For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
Never buy a pit-bull from a one armed man.
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to
bite people themselves.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
No man in history has ever been as intelligent as I think I am.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Why buy a product that it takes 2,000 flushes to get rid of?
My girlfriend tried cooking an Asian dish last night — she could talk the
talk but just couldn’t wok the wok.
I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”