[Many jokes allow you to change the subject/butt of the joke to suit the
audience. Feel free to change the CAPITALIZED subject to suit your personal
prejudices, political leaning, hair color, state/country of origin or
profession. You’re welcome!]
The Tooth Fairy, an Honest POLITICIAN and Davy Crockett were walking along a
road together when they saw a $100 bill. Who picked it up?
Davy Crockett! The other two are figments of your imagination.
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Have you heard about the new law they’ve just passed. POLITICIANS have to be
buried 10 feet under ground!
Why? Because deep down they’re nice people.
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“What’s the difference between a POLITICIAN and a catfish?
One’s a dirty scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other’s a fish.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”