I’d use hair dye but I don’t like to go against the grayin’
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A couple of clams were eating chocolate bars while two fish watched. “Did
you see that?” one fish said, as the clams finished their treat. “They
didn’t offer us a single bite!”
“What do you expect?” asked the other fish. “They’re two shellfish.”
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My proctologist reassured me that my condition could be rectified.
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Heard that the Dollar Store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but
I wouldn’t count on it.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”