A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window
saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and
must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”
A short time afterwards, a Border Collie trotted up to the window, saw the
sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail,
then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the
receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog
and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so
he led him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The
manager said, “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.”
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a
perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and
gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but
then told the dog, “The sign says you have to be good with a computer.”
The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to
demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample
spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the
manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, “I realize
that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities.
However, I still can’t give you the job.”
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the
part about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, “Yes, but
the sign also says that you have to be bilingual.” The dog looked at him
straight in the face and said, “Meow.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”