ABDICATE: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
ADULT: One who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are
dead.
COFFEE: a person who is coughed upon.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
FLABBERGASTED: appalled over how much weight you have gained.
FLATULENCE: the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over
by a steamroller.
FRISBEETARIANISM: The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the
roof and gets stuck there.
GARGOYLE: an olive-flavored mouthwash.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
LYMPH: to walk with a lisp.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
OYSTER: a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”