If the red house was made out of red bricks, and the blue house was made out
of blue bricks, what was the green house made out of?
Glass!
What runs but never walks?
Water!
What kind of coat you can put on which doesn’t have buttons, a zipper, or
sleeves?
A coat of paint.
What do you throw out when you need it and take in when you don’t need it?
An anchor!
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
A teapot!
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
What’s a quick way to double your money?
FOLD IT!
Why did the man sleep with a yardstick?
To see how long he could sleep.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole!
What can you keep and give away at the same time?
A cold!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”