09/30/26 Grif.Net – One more old joke from 30 years ago

[September celebrated the grif.net blog’s 30th anniversary. Here is one more old joke from 1996]

We tend to be =
myopic, thinking only of self and personal interest.  Consider these f=
acts from another perspective:

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*From a clock’s point of view, the hands mov=
e counterclockwise.

*From a chicken’s point of view, every egg you eat is p=
oached.

*From the sun’s point of view, it never rises on the British Empire=
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*From the tardy worm’s point of view, he missed being breakfast.

*From=
opposing pitcher’s point of view, Babe Ruth struck out 1,330 times.

*From =
the trash collector’s point of view, your garbage is bread and butter.=

*Fro=
m your furniture’s point of view, antiques will be a thing of the past in t=
he future.

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected]  www=
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From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m =
living by faith and feel no alarm.”