The =
grif.net blog entry below is a repeat from September 23rd, 1996.=
This week we celebrate THIRTY YEARS of daily entertainment. Want to thank =
all the readers who have made it a success with your submissions of humor o=
r more serious weekend fodder.
As you can tell, the humor back then=
was JUST AS TERRIBLE as the stuff we’re still pedaling 30 years late=
r. Know it will still bring a smile to your face. This was addressed to the=
handful of grif.net early subscribers, all at Pillsbury College (now close=
d) as we started this unique ministry to students/faculty who had just been=
linked in to receive e-mail (dial up) and most having only empty “In=
” boxes.
Misty S.
Brian F.
Dwayne C.
Pam L.
Alan D.
Paul T.
Dave M.
Randy M.=
>15 ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH BULLETINS
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;1. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
>
>2. Thu=
rsday night — potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
>
>3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
>community.
>
>4. For those o=
f you who have children and don’t know it, we have a
>nursery downstairs.
>
>5. The rosebud on t=
he altar this morning is to announce the birth of
>David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.=
>
>6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South =
and North ends
>of the church. Chi=
ldren will be baptized at both ends.
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>
>7. Tuesday at 4:00 p.m=
=2E there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
>giving milk will please come early.
>
>8. Wed=
nesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will
>sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed," acc=
ompanied by the pastor.
>&nbs=
p;
>9. Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will=
be a meeting of the Little Mothers
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gt;Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in
>his study.
>
>10. Th=
is being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
>and lay an egg on the altar.
>
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11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of t=
he
>ladies will start quietly and =
the rest of the congregation will join
>in.
>
>12. Next Sunday a special collection will be take=
n to defray the cost
>of the new c=
arpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet
>will come forward and do so.
>
>13. =
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
>they may be seen in the church basement Fr=
iday.
>
>14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in =
the church hall.
>Music will follo=
w.
>
>15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic wi=
ll be "What is
>Hell?" C=
ome early and listen to our choir practice.
~~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I Love̶=
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