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06/02/26 Grif.Net – More “Say What?” Jokes

06/02/26 Grif.Net – More “Say What?” Jokes

What do you call a magician that loses his magic?=

Ian.

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 What did the yoga instr=
uctor say when her landlord tried to evict her?

Namaste.

 

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?

He has a meltdown.

 

What do you call a hippie&#=
8217;s wife?
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Mississippi.

 

What do =
you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?

Ch=
icken sees a salad

 

What do you call a snowman with a six-p=
ack?

An abdominal snowman.

 

What ki=
nd of tea is hard for millennials to swallow?

Reali=
ty.

 

What’s a ballerina’s favorite number?

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Two-two.       &nbsp=
;          

 

What steals from you when you’re in your bathtub?

A robber duckie.

 

What do you call a dog that does magi=
c tricks?

A labracadabrador.

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin=

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