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05/27/26 Grif.Net – Older than Dirt7

05/27/26 Grif.Net – Older than Dirt7

[This is a reprint from 25 years ago. Not so funn=
y now.]

"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . Your sweetie says,=
"Let’s go upstairs and neck," and you answer, "Pick one, I =
can’t do both!"

  

"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . .=
. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re baref=
oot.

  

"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . A beautiful w=
oman walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

  

&quo=
t;OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . You don’t care where your spouse goes=
, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

  

"OLDER TH=
AN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor in=
stead of by the police.

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"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN =
=2E . . "Getting a little action" means I don’t need to take any =
fiber today.

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"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . Pulli=
ng an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”

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