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Taxes Q&A
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Q: There are two types of people who complain about paying t=
heir income tax.
A: Men and women.
Q: W=
hat’s the definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who=
has a loophole named after him.
Q: Ever wonder why t=
he IRS calls it Form 1040?
A: Because for every $50 that you =
earn, you get to keep $10 and they get $40.
Q: Where =
do homeless accountants live?
A: In tax shelters.
Q: What sort of sense of humor do accountants have?
A: Self-depreciating.
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Q: What does the pessimistic=
CPA think?
A: It’s accrual world.
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Q: =
Why are many accountants so good looking?
A: They have great =
figures.
Q: What do accountants’ spouses say to fall =
asleep when they have insomnia?
A: "Sweetie, tell me abo=
ut your job."
Q: What are the three most common =
types of tax forms?
A: Short, long, and surrender.
Q: What if I tried paying my taxes with a smile?
A: The IRS still demands cash.
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