"You know it’s time to leave your church when . . .&nbs=
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You’re cast as the donkey in the =
Christmas cantata.
Your wife moves her membership letter to another church.=
The trustees have been marching around your house the last six days prayin=
g and carrying lanterns.
The congregation forces the members of the pulpit =
committee to wear sackcloth and make a public apology.
Church members start=
referring to you in the past tense.
Your ‘love offering’ is a two-for-on=
e coupon at Golden Corral.
You show up at the church on Monday morning to d=
iscover the locks have been changed.
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Dr.=
Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
[email protected] www.grif.net
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