Checking out reports from various police departments around the=
country
>WANTED: Individual stealing wheels off police vehicles overnight. Un=
its are working tirelessly to find the thief.
>WANTED: Energizer bunny. Seen g=
oing and going and going. Charged with battery.
>WANTED: Somone stole the toil=
et seats from the restrooms at Precinct 1. Detective still have nothi=
ng to go on.
>WANTED: Gang of teens seen unscrewed all the bulbs in the parkin=
g ramp. If the persons return them, they will only face a light sente=
nce.
&=
gt;WANTED: Driver threw a pregnant cat out of minivan. Will face fine for l=
ittering.
>WANTED: Shakespearean troupe of turkeys, chickens, and geese still=
at large. Suspected of fowl play.
>WANTED: Water. Wanted in three state=
s (solid, liquid, gas)
>WANTED: Skeleton in the high school=
biology classroom. Seen with a joint in his hand.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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et www.gr=
if.net
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