Hank W realized, “Marriage is a relationship where one pe=
rson is always right and the other person is the husband.”
Bruce M admitte=
d, “If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to ‘Grow U=
p’, I could build the biggest tree house you’ve ever seen.̶=
1;
Mar=
y I explained, “I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. =
Run over by a Land Rover. Seven days ago.”
Jerry T lamented, ‘A roadr=
unner’s top speed is 20 mph. A coyote’s is 43 mph. My whole chi=
ldhood was a big fat lie.”
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Tim R smiled, “The fact of Bob Barker dyin=
g at 99 means he was close to 100 without going over, gives me great comfor=
t.”
Ken M deduced, “The rule ‘I before E, except after C’=
was disproved by science.”
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;
Leah L reminded us, “A recent study found=
that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who me=
ntion it.”
Steven W reflected, “Whenever I think about the past, it b=
rings back so many memories.”
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John L said, “My spelling is atroshus.&=
#8221;
Bob G justified, “I was born in the postwar baby boom. I have lived=
in 9 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 millennia. Wonder why I wake up tired?=
221;
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Dr =
Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=