[After nearly 2 years of Tom Swifty word plays on the first wee=
kday of each month, we return to our normal pathetic and hopeless blend of =
puns and wordplays to challenge your sanity and sanctification. You’r=
e welcome.]
**Did you know that most people in Athens do not wake up=
before noon?
Evidently Dawn is toug=
h on Greece.
**Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will k=
ill you.
Smoking bacon will cure it.
**Just=
found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them =
any longer.
**Not all math puns are terrible.
Just=
sum.
**What do biologists wear to work on Casual Friday?
Genes.
**Isn’t the Grand Canyon just gorges?
**I, for one, like =
Roman Numerals.
**Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied? =
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
(Sorry. Pig puns are so boaring.)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=