I got pulled over by a traffic cop.
He walked up to my window and said, “Papers.”
I said, “Scissors, I win,” and I drove off.
He must be desperate for a re-match because h=
e’s been chasing me for miles.
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bsp;
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I’m =
addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell.
I love foreign axe scents.
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Letting go of a loved one can be hard.
But sometimes it’s the only way to survive a rock climbing catast=
rophe.
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I went for a job interview today.
The interviewer asked me, “What’s you=
r biggest weakness?”
I said, “An=
swering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”
The interviewer said, “Could you give me =
an example?”
I said, “Yes, I cou=
ld.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"