Overheard amidst the groans of vacations ending and school back=
in session . . .
>Quiz on the first day of school asked, “=
;What are your three favorite words?”
Obvious answer was June, Jul=
y, and August.
>I bought a parka in August.
=
I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool.
>Si=
gn on the dorm bulletin board: Looking for a hot date?
Pick any day in August; they don’t get much hotter than that.
>Mr =
Z, a history prof, said Julius Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of Ma=
rch (15th), but this was because he wasn’t expecting the attack =
until August 2.
His final words embodied his=
dismay over the scheduling confusion: "8/2, Brute…"=
>New girl in =
school is named JuneJulyAugust.
Think everyone’s going to call he=
r Summer for short.
>Friend tried to get a summer job at a sunscreen factory=
, but they turned him down.
Decided to reapp=
ly every 4 hours.
>Speaking of that, why do bananas use sunscreen?
They pee=
l easily.
>Saw a pig at the beach yesterday:
Looked like it was really baco=
n.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"