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08/14/23 Grif.Net – From the Archives

08/14/23 Grif.Net – From the Archives

[Looking back 25 years to an old Grif Net offering and noting t=
hat the humor today is no better.  I was teaching college in Minnesota=
and think this was an old worn-out joke then.]

Four men were in a M=
inneapolis hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A n=
urse went up to the first guy and said, "Congratulations! You’re the f=
ather of twins."


"That’s odd,&=
quot; answers the man. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!"


Another nurse entered and told the second fellow=
, "Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!"


"That’s weird," he answered. "I work f=
or the 3M company!"


A few minutes l=
ater a nurse walked up to the third man, "Congratulations! Your wife j=
ust delivered quadruplets!"

=

"T=
hat’s strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel in=
Minneapolis."


The last man in th=
e room started groaning and banging his head against the wall. "What’s=
wrong?", the others asked with great concern.


"I work for the Twin Cities bottler of 7 Up!"

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!=
"

 

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