HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the fellow kidnapped by a gang of mimes? They did =
unspeakable things to him.
HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . Pete the pancake maker who quit IHOP to become a poet? Seems =
he went from batter to verse.
HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the guys who took his dog into a casino, but got thrown out? =
Evidently the dog didn’t understand the purpose of the craps =
table.
HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the gal who lost use of her left arm and leg? =
She’s all right now.
HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . Samsung’s security guards? They named the group, =
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’.
HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the newlyweds on a cruise? He wanted to kiss her =
romantically leaning far across the railing, but she didn’t want =
to go overboard.
HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the jockey who was asked all sorts of questions about =
trotting, cantering, and walking the horse? Evidently, he hated =
gallop polls.
HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the Mary Poppins-themed restaurant? The critics said =
it had “super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was =
atrocious”. (Perhaps it needed a spoonful of sugar . . . =
)
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"