If I were to =
get another pet someday, it would be a dog. We had a pure-bred schnauzer =
named Heidi when the kids were little. Then a pure-bred border collie =
Ruffian (Ruffy). But what would I call a new pet? Back in =
1985 we picked up a mangy stray in Dallas and named it =
“PEEVE”. We could tell everyone it was our pet peeve. =
(true story, not a joke)
Here are some =
names we might consider]
Name: ORVILLE =
REDENBARKER
I can save =
money on dog food by feeding it popcorn instead
Names: =
SOAP and WATER
I can let them lick the plates, pots and pans clean, =
then tell any guests how sanitary they are since they’re cleaned =
by . . .
Names: ROLEX =
and TIMEX
I can train =
them to be good watch dogs
Name: GREAT =
RELUCTANCE
I can spend =
each weekend out hunting or fishing but tell my lonely family I am =
leaving them with . . .
Name: =
CHEWBARKA
I can honor a =
favorite Star Wars character while accurately describing the two =
favorite activities of any pup
Name: =
WINNIE
I can show =
literary acumen every time I call for ‘the =
Pooch’
Name: DEE =
OH-GEE
I can help =
teach the grandkids spelling lessons, too
[sigh] Guess a =
dog is not on the near horizon, but always thinking about the =
names
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"